Our Thanksgiving Tradition – Collard Greens and Deep Fried Turkey

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For the past 12 years, Troy and I have ventured north to brave the cold and snow of Lake Superior’s North Shore. We do this because most everybody else in Minnesota travels south on Thanksgiving leaving us alone with the calming and rhythmic swells of the waves of Gitchi Gummi. Well, not exactly alone, each year we plan this tradition with Troy’s parents Deb and Phil.  In truth, Deb and Phil started this tradition by inviting us up to “Gooseberry Cabins” with them to celebrate the holiday. We always complement this tradition with the tastiest of menus.

On our menu for this and most Thanksgivings is: Deep Fried Turkey, Collard Greens, Baked Macaroni & Cheese, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes Pureé, Cranberry Sauce (out of the can – of course), Apple Pie, Apple Crisp, and plenty of Wine and Spirits!

Today, I will share two of these recipes with you: Palmen’s Collard Greens & my version of Bob Merrit’s “Best Fried Turkey Ever”.

My Collard Green Story – And I’m Sticking to It!

Image result for collard greensI lived in North Carolina for nearly ten years in the 80’s & ’90’s. When I arrived, my sister took me to a diner which served collard greens, sweet potatoes and fried chicken as their main entreé. Being from Scandinavian Minnesota, I had never seen collard greens, let alone tasted them.

I asked my sister, “What’s a collard green? She replied, “It’s kinda like cabbage, only different.” Soooooo Minnesotan…

I proceeded to order my lunch including the collard greens , and to my delight, they were not like cabbage (which I mostly didn’t like) they were delicious! Pungent and earthy, salty and full of a deep, rich, smokey pork flavor from the ham hocks – which I had never heard of in my life. I knew I had to learn to make collard greens! And, so for almost 10 years, I tasted everyone’s collards and mimicked what I like best until I came up with my own basic recipe which I will share right here with you now.

First of all, there is no exact recipe. I use the same basic ingredients each time, but forget the measuring! For me, it is “to taste” each time I make them. This recipe is more about technique and taste than it is about exactness. I use a layering technique. After I drop a layer of collards, I throw in a layer of herbs and spices. I do this until all of the collard greens are in the pot. I stir them UP from the BOTTOM every 30-45 minutes until they are done. That’s it. Simple. So , let’s do this.

Here’s what you will need:

8 bunches of collard greens
Image result for collard greensEither a package of smoked pork neck bones or smoked ham shank (I don’t use ham hocks because I don’t like the barnyard smell or flavor).
1 large onion – sliced
6-large garlic cloves – crushed
Red pepper
Granulated garlic
Granulated onion
Black pepper
Salt (I prefer kosher salt)
Cayenne pepper
Apple cider vinegar – homemade is better (for serving)
Louisiana Hot Sauce (for serving)

Image result for ColanderEquipment:

  • A water basin or sink
  • A large soup pot with a lid
  • A colander for draining 
  • A long wooden spoon for stirring


  • 30 minutes before you begin to clean your greens, Pour 2 inches of water into a pot with a lid and begin simmering your smoked pork. Then, get all your ingredients together and begin to clean your greens

Cleaning the greens: Clean 2 bunches at a time.

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  • Strip the leaves off the stems and tear into bite size pieces,
  • After you have cleaned the first 2 bunches, drop them into a water basin, or your sink, filled with tepid water and 2 tablespoons of salt  
  • Swish them around in the water and let them sit while you clean the next two bunches of collards.
  • When you have finished stripping and tearing the 3rd and 4th bunch of collards, swish the first 2 bunches in the water again to get any remaining sand or dirt to fall to the bottom of the water basin.
  • Take them out of the water by the handful, shake them off vigorously and put them into the colander to drain.
  • Repeat this until all bunch 1&2 are out of the water.
  • Put the 3rd and 4th bunch in the water, sprinkle with a tablespoon of salt, swish them around and let them sit.
Start Cooking: With the 1st and 2nd bunch now drained, put them in the pot of smoked meat and simmering water. It will look like there is a lot in the pot, but worry not – they will simmer down.
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Start Layering: Grab a small handful of sliced onion, 2-3 crushed garlic cloves, a tablespoon  of oregano, a teaspoon of red pepper flakes, a dash of salt and a dash of black pepper and throw them on top of the collards in the pot.
When the first batch in the pot has simmered down, and the 3rd & 4th bunch have been cleaned and washed, stir the collards in the pot around before adding the next layer.
Image result for Collard Greens Cooked with hot sauceAdd Another Layer: Add the cleaned and washed 3rd & 4th bunch to the pot and add: a sprinkle of onion powder, a sprinkle of garlic powder, a dash of cayenne pepper, a dash of salt and a dash of black pepper.
Repeat: Repeat this process of stripping, washing and draining the last 4 bunches of greens. Between each layer, you will season alternately with the onion slices and garlic combination or the dry spice combination.
Finish it up: When all the bunches are in the pot, throw in any remaining  onions and garlic and one more teaspoon of oregano, a couple more red pepper flakes, a small dash of salt and some more black pepper.
Let is simmer for 3 – 4 hours stirring and tasting ever 30 – 40 minutes for doneness and flavor. 
Serve: Serve hot with condiments – Louisiana Hot Sauce and apple cider vinegar.
NOTE: it is best to make these a day or more ahead so that the flavors can blend and mature.

Onto the FRIED BIRD!

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I first heard of Fried Turkey from a colleague at a middle school in North Carolina in 1996. I thought it sounded perfectly awful,. It for sure had to be greasy. Boy was I wrong. After I watched Alton Brown’s Good Eats Episode: “Alton’s Deep Fried Turkey” (2010), As crazy as it looked, I knew I had to try it!

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As I stated before, this is my version of Bob Merritt’s “Best Fried Turkey Ever”. The basic difference is that I use all fresh organic herbs, I use whole peppercorns ( I  using cracked peppercorn left a bitter flavor on the skin of the bird), I add red pepper flakes and I do not dry rub the bird after the brine.
Equipment: Turkey fryer set up: Stand, Pot, Hanger, Thermometer, Propane Tank: You can get this set up at most big box hardware stores or from Amazon. This is similar to the one we have.

Here’s what you will need:

A 10-12 pound organic or fresh turkey
3 gallons of Peanut Oil
1.5 cups of kosher salt
1.25 cups of brown sugar
15 whole cloves
A small palm full of whole black pepper corns
A sprig of fresh sage
1/2 ounce fresh thyme
6 fresh bay leaves
8 sprigs of rosemary stripped from the stalk
2 lemons quartered
2 oranges quartered
Brine the Bird: Use a container big enough to hold the turkey with 2 inches of water above the turkey when it is submerged. I just use the turkey fryer pot.  

Image result for How to brine a turkeyPut the salt and sugar in the brining container and pour in enough water to dissolve them.

When the salt and sugar are dissolved, place the bird cavity side up and all other brining ingredients in the container. Pour more water into the container until the water is 2 inches above the bird. With the cavity side up, the brining liquid is drawn down into the cavity and acts as a weight to keep it submerged. I found that when I tried brining breast side down as Bob Merritt suggests, my bird tended to float to the surface.
Stir the brining liquid, herbs, spices and citrus around to evenly distribute all the ingredients. Brine the bird for 12 hours ( we do it overnight) in a place no more than 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
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When we are up north on the shores of Lake Superior, it’s cold enough to leave the covered container outside. However, I learned I must keep it out of the wind because there were a couple of years the brine froze on top and I had to break through a layer of ice in order to rescue my poor bird before it froze.

Image result for Frozen turkeyAfter the brining period, remove the bird from the brine and let dry thoroughly. Let the bird come to  temperature. This usually takes 3 – 5 hours depending on how cold (or frozen) the brining liquid was.
Image result for Deep fried turkey disastersFrom this point on, I follow Bob Merritt’s recipe and precautions to a tee. You will find the safety and  instruction in quotes below. Please follow the safety instructions carefully as it will help you avoid any Deep Fried Turkey disasters.
Bob Merritt’s Safety and Frying Instructions:
  1. “Place the turkey onto the fry pot stand, breast end down (legs up top) and continue to allow the turkey to come up to room temperature. Invert the wing tips and tuck them in tightly so they don´t get burnt up.
  2. Prepare to fry. You will need…fry pot with a high BTU burner, a full propane tank …a candy thermometer to measure oil temperature, a meat thermometer to test the turkey doneness and just in case, a fire extinguisher.
  3. Setup in an open flat area. DO NOT setup in your garage! Oil will pop and splatter, so you probably do not want to fry on your driveway either.
  4. Fill the pot to the previously marked water line with the peanut oil – no higher! The hot oil will expand about an inch in depth as the temperature rises to 350-400 degrees F. 
  5.  Light the burner and adjust for maximum heat output. The burner is usually hottest and most efficient when it sounds like a jet plane constantly taking off.
  6. Attach the candy thermometer and make sure its down into the oil. Observe as the temperature rises. DO NOT leave the pot untended! DO NOT allow pets or children to be in the area!
  7.  Monitor the oil temperature, when it´s around 375 to 400 degrees: TURN THE BURNER OFF. You´re ready to SLOWLY lower the turkey into the pot. Slowly lowering a 16 pound turkey into 400 degree boiling oil may require two people. Expect vigorous boiling as the turkey goes in. If any moisture remains on the turkey it will cause the oil to splatter and pop. For safety, wear a long sleeve shirt. The oil temperature will drop to 325 to 350 degrees. Relight the burner.
  8. Monitor the oil temperature; never allow it to go above 400 degrees or a flash fire can result. Ideally keep the oil temperature between 350 to 375 degrees. Whole turkeys require 3 to 3 ½ minutes per pound to cook. A 15-pound turkey cooks in about 45 minutes!!We prefer to fry small turkeys between 12 to 13 pounds. It’s much safer and you don’t have to worry so much about the pot boiling over!
  9.  Raise the turkey up out of the oil to check its temperature with a meat thermometer. When it´s about done, the temperature in breast should be 170 degrees and the thigh should be 180 degrees. If it´s not done, slowly lower it back into the oil. The turkey may start to float up a bit as it gets done.
  10. Remove the turkey when it´s done, turn off the burner and cover the oil. Allow the turkey to stand upright for about 15 minutes to drain the excess oil out of it.”

After the turkey has drained for 15 minutes, bring it inside to rest for another 15 minutes. After that, it should be ready to carve and enjoy!

I hope you find these recipes interesting and tasty. Please visit, subscribe and like my YouTube channel “Kickin’ it with Karen: Beyond Sauerkraut”to find more things I’ve made.

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Merritt, Bob. “Best Fried Turkey Ever.” Bob Merrit, Bob Merrit, 10 Nov. 2007, 10:14, bobmerritt.com/recipes/BestEverFriedTurkey.htm.

Brown, Alton. “Alton’s Deep Fried Turkey”. Food Network, YouTube, 27 Oct. 2010, youtu.be/u5a7gJ0_Fds.

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2 thoughts on “Our Thanksgiving Tradition – Collard Greens and Deep Fried Turkey

  1. Love reading your posts Karen, looking forward to trying some of the recipies.


  2. Thank you. Let me know if you have anything particular that you wou like me to make.


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